La Mora
Isaias de la Mora is a guy who looks like he came from a sketch comedy show. He’s got a bad attitude, hairy legs, and a face that could make a ghost cry. But his eyes are so soft, they could make a saint blush.
Isaias tried to flirt with my sister and she just stared at him. I think she was trying to figure out why he smells like a gym sock.
Isaias told me he could bench press a cow. I don’t believe him. He’s too skinny for that.
Isaias tried to kiss me and I saw his hairy legs. I ran away screaming.