La Mora

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A guy with a meaty schlong that could knock out a horse. Some say it's so big it could give you a heart attack if you try to take it in.

Dude, La Mora walked into the club and the whole place went silent. I think someone fainted.

My cousin tried to kiss La Mora and now he's in the hospital. They said it was a 'penis emergency.'

I saw La Mora at the park and I swear the ground shook. My dog ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The black stuff you bury in Spanish. It’s like the dirt from hell and it’s always watching you.

My grandma said La Mora is the reason her tomatoes grew so big. She thinks they’re trying to escape.

I tried to bury my dog in La Mora and now it’s haunting me.

My teacher said we’re all going to end up in La Mora. I don’t want to be a tomato.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A tiny black fruit that grows on bushes like they’re embarrassed. It’s wild and it’s always hiding from the cops.

I ate a whole bush of La Mora and now I’m green. My mom thinks I’m a plant.

My friend tried to steal La Mora and got caught by the cops. He’s now a fruit thief.

I put La Mora in my cereal and now my dog thinks I’m a mad scientist.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Isaias de la Mora is a guy who looks like he came from a sketch comedy show. He’s got a bad attitude, hairy legs, and a face that could make a ghost cry. But his eyes are so soft, they could make a saint blush.

Isaias tried to flirt with my sister and she just stared at him. I think she was trying to figure out why he smells like a gym sock.

Isaias told me he could bench press a cow. I don’t believe him. He’s too skinny for that.

Isaias tried to kiss me and I saw his hairy legs. I ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 9d ago