La Moncada
A tiny Mexican town that’s half drunk guys and half desperate women who’ll sleep with anyone who has a job or a green card. People leave for Dallas, Chicago, and San Francisco like it’s the end of the world.
My uncle left for Chicago and now he’s a barista who still thinks he’s a king.
My cousin married a guy who had a visa and now she’s rich and I’m poor.
My grandma tried to seduce a tourist in San Francisco and failed, but she still claims it was a win.