La Moncada

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A tiny Mexican town that’s half drunk guys and half desperate women who’ll sleep with anyone who has a job or a green card. People leave for Dallas, Chicago, and San Francisco like it’s the end of the world.

My uncle left for Chicago and now he’s a barista who still thinks he’s a king.

My cousin married a guy who had a visa and now she’s rich and I’m poor.

My grandma tried to seduce a tourist in San Francisco and failed, but she still claims it was a win.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A place where men drink all day and women chase anyone with a job or a passport. People move to big American cities and forget where they came from.

My dad drinks tequila every morning and still thinks he’s the boss.

My aunt married a guy from San Francisco and now she’s got a house and a car.

My cousin went to Dallas and now he thinks he’s a king and I’m just a peasant.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A hole in the ground where half the men are drunks and the other half are women who’ll do anything for a rich guy or a green card. People go to big cities and never come back.

My uncle left for Chicago and now he’s a barista who still thinks he’s the king.

My mom tried to flirt with a guy from Dallas and he ignored her.

My brother went to San Francisco and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.

by Slangipedia 9d ago