La Luz
La Luz is so small and so far from everything, it might as well be in another state. If you’re stuck there, you're either a lost soul or you're just plain stupid.
I tried to date someone from La Luz. It was like dating a ghost who only knew about highways.
My uncle’s in La Luz and he says he’s going to die there. I believe him.
My brother got stuck in La Luz for a weekend. He came back like he'd been tortured.