La Luz

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#tiny dump#boredom curse#highway nightmare

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La Luz is a tiny dump that sits right next to Alamogordo, which is just a bigger dump. If you're between nine and thirty, you're screwed. If you're between sixteen and twenty-one, you're officially cursed.
My cousin moved to La Luz and now I get texts every day about how he's dying of boredom.
I tried to live in La Luz for a year. Now I have nightmares about highways and nothing else.
My friend’s mom said La Luz is the place you go when you want to forget you ever had a life.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Luz is so small and so far from everything, it might as well be in another state. If you’re stuck there, you're either a lost soul or you're just plain stupid.
I tried to date someone from La Luz. It was like dating a ghost who only knew about highways.
My uncle’s in La Luz and he says he’s going to die there. I believe him.
My brother got stuck in La Luz for a weekend. He came back like he'd been tortured.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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La Luz is the kind of town that makes you want to throw your phone out the window. You're stuck there with nothing but the sound of your own whining and the smell of bad gas.
My friend got stuck in La Luz during a road trip and now he hates me.
My sister’s boyfriend is from La Luz and he’s the worst.
I live in La Luz and I swear it's trying to kill me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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