La Loma del Orto - A place so empty it could make a vacuum cry and a ghost feel

A place so empty it could make a vacuum cry and a ghost feel lonely.

My friend went to La Loma del Orto and came back with a sunburn and a grudge.

I texted my brother, 'I’m in La Loma del Orto, and I think I just saw a ghost.' He replied, 'You must be high.'

I got stuck in La Loma del Orto and had to yell at a cow to get out.