la llorona
A psycho in a dress who drowns kids because she’s f***ing angry and also wears the same dress for 300 years and still cries blood like it’s a TikTok trend.
My grandma told me la llorona was real and she’d get me if I didn’t stop playing Fortnite.
My cousin’s dog howled like la llorona when he saw a vacuum cleaner.
My brother cried like la llorona when his chicken died.