la llorona

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A fake ghost story latino moms use to make kids behave like they’re being chased by a f***ing psycho in a wedding dress.
My mom said I’d be la llorona’s next victim if I didn’t stop eating cereal at 2 a. m.
My little brother cried like la llorona because he got grounded for eating the last slice of pizza.
My cousin’s dog howled like la llorona when he saw a vacuum cleaner.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A loud cryer who thinks they’re the main character of a cheesy mexican movie and also happens to drown kids for being annoying.
My teacher called me la llorona because I cried when my phone died.
My sister’s dog barked like la llorona when the mailman came.
My dad yelled at me like la llorona because I forgot to do my chores.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A psycho in a dress who drowns kids because she’s f***ing angry and also wears the same dress for 300 years and still cries blood like it’s a TikTok trend.
My grandma told me la llorona was real and she’d get me if I didn’t stop playing Fortnite.
My cousin’s dog howled like la llorona when he saw a vacuum cleaner.
My brother cried like la llorona when his chicken died.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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