La Junta Lead Pipe
A giant fanny pack full of meth and whatever trash your step wife eats for breakfast, used to beat you when she forgets to bring sonic or insults your taste in music
She said my mixtape was 'too country' and got the lead pipe out
He got spanked with the lead pipe because he forgot to bring Sonic
My step wife used the lead pipe on me because I said her ugly brother was a 'dump truck'