La Junta Lead Pipe

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A giant fanny pack full of meth and whatever trash your step wife eats for breakfast, used to beat you when she forgets to bring sonic or insults your taste in music
She said my mixtape was 'too country' and got the lead pipe out
He got spanked with the lead pipe because he forgot to bring Sonic
My step wife used the lead pipe on me because I said her ugly brother was a 'dump truck'
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A giant condom stuffed with meth and whatever rat crap your step wife eats for lunch, used to spank you if she forgets to bring you food or says your music is 'garbage'
He got hit with the lead pipe because his step wife said his music was 'garbage'
She used the lead pipe on him because he forgot to bring Sonic
He got a lead pipe spanking because he said her ugly brother was a 'dump truck'
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A fanny pack full of meth, and the kind of trash your step wife eats for breakfast, used to beat you when she forgets to bring you food or insults your taste in music
He got the lead pipe because his step wife forgot to bring Sonic
She spanked him with the lead pipe because he insulted her ugly brother
He got hit with the lead pipe because he said her music was 'worse than a dump truck'
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