La Junta Lead Pipe
A giant condom stuffed with meth and whatever rat crap your step wife eats for lunch, used to spank you if she forgets to bring you food or says your music is 'garbage'
He got hit with the lead pipe because his step wife said his music was 'garbage'
She used the lead pipe on him because he forgot to bring Sonic
He got a lead pipe spanking because he said her ugly brother was a 'dump truck'