la joya
A human version of a pretentious goldfish. They brag about stuff they barely understand and make everyone else feel stupid just to sound important.
Post: 'I’m not just smart, I’m a genius. And I don’t even use my brain.'
Message: 'I’m not just good at art, I’m the Michelangelo of doodles.'
Caption: 'My life is a masterpiece, and you’re just the background.'