la joya

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A glorified peacock who thinks they’re royalty just because they got a 70 on a math test. They act like they’re the king of the hill but trip over their own ego.

DM: 'I’m not just good at video games, I’m a legend.'

Tweet: 'My mom said I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I think she meant a lollipop.'

Text: 'I’m not just cool, I’m the coolness.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago

A human version of a pretentious goldfish. They brag about stuff they barely understand and make everyone else feel stupid just to sound important.

Post: 'I’m not just smart, I’m a genius. And I don’t even use my brain.'

Message: 'I’m not just good at art, I’m the Michelangelo of doodles.'

Caption: 'My life is a masterpiece, and you’re just the background.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago

A walking embarrassment who thinks they’re the next big thing. They talk too much, do nothing, and somehow manage to make everything they touch look like a disaster.

Tweet: 'I’m not just a class clown, I’m a clown prince.'

Text: 'I didn’t fail, I just had a 50% pass.'

Caption: 'I’m not just trending, I’m the trend.'

by Slangipedia 22h ago