La Jolla
La Jolla is like the glittery crown of San Diego, shiny and fancy, but it’s also full of old rich people who want more parking, more fish, and more places to drink expensive coffee.
La Jolla is so full of rich people, I think they’re gonna start charging for the air.
The only reason La Jolla is so popular is because it’s got more baby seals than a seal convention.
I went to a restaurant there and the bill was more than my rent. I’ve never been so broke.