La Jolla

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A fancy beach spot in San Diego with warm water and good surfing, but the rent is so high you’d need a job at a Taco Bell just to afford a parking spot. Don’t even try to live there, you’ll end up crying in a pool.
My cousin moved to La Jolla and now works 3 jobs just to pay rent. She’s crying in her bathrobe.
I tried to live there once. Now I live in my car and dream of warm water.
La Jolla is like a rich kid’s version of a beach town. You can’t even breathe without paying for it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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La Jolla is like the glittery crown of San Diego, shiny and fancy, but it’s also full of old rich people who want more parking, more fish, and more places to drink expensive coffee.
La Jolla is so full of rich people, I think they’re gonna start charging for the air.
The only reason La Jolla is so popular is because it’s got more baby seals than a seal convention.
I went to a restaurant there and the bill was more than my rent. I’ve never been so broke.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A rich, snobbish town in San Diego that thinks it’s the best, and it’s not even that big. It’s home to UCSD, and it looks down on anyone who isn’t rich or tan.
La Jolla thinks it’s the best, but it’s just a bunch of rich people with too much time on their hands.
I tried to hang out there once. They called me a ‘disgrace to the community’ and I got kicked out.
They have a beach, a university, and a snobbish attitude, it’s like a vacation for rich people.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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The ass of San Diego, where nothing good comes out, just expensive people and bad decisions.
La Jolla is like the butt of San Diego. Everyone knows it, and no one wants to sit there.
You walk into La Jolla and you’re immediately judged for being poor.
La Jolla is the worst. It’s like a rich person’s version of a dump.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fancy, rich beach town with the best beaches and the best view, but it’s also one of the most expensive places in the country. It’s like a paradise, for people who have money.
La Jolla is so fancy, even the seals get free parking.
The view from Mount Soledad is so good, it makes your heart do backflips.
I’d live in La Jolla if I wasn’t broke, and also, if I didn’t have to pretend to be rich.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A rich town in San Diego, but it’s not all snobs. It’s got some cool people who just want to live a good life, and surf.
La Jolla is like a rich person’s dream come true. They have beaches, coffee shops, and snobbish attitudes.
I like La Jolla because it’s rich, but also, it’s not all snobs.
La Jolla is for people who want to live like a king, but don’t want to be a total snob.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A school for dumb sluts who think they’re cool if they have herpes or know how to surf, and they’ll sleep with anyone for a drink.
La Jolla is for people who think having herpes is a status symbol.
I went to La Jolla once, and the only way to be cool was to suck someone’s cock, or at least have herpes.
La Jolla is a school for people who think being a slut is the same as being a surfer.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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