La Jolla
A fancy, rich beach town with the best beaches and the best view, but it’s also one of the most expensive places in the country. It’s like a paradise, for people who have money.
La Jolla is so fancy, even the seals get free parking.
The view from Mount Soledad is so good, it makes your heart do backflips.
I’d live in La Jolla if I wasn’t broke, and also, if I didn’t have to pretend to be rich.