LA Freeway
When a bartender takes a bar mat and dumps all the trash liquor into a shot glass and you chug it like it’s liquid gold.
I took a shot of expired vodka and it tasted like my ex's revenge.
That shot was so bad it gave me a headache and a new nickname: 'The Shot Heard 'Round the Bar'.
I drank that shot and now I can’t stop crying and laughing at the same time.