La figuration
When someone pushes you because they think they’re important but are really just a loud mouth with no substance.
At the mall, I got la figuration by some guy who said he’s a ‘celebrity’ but nobody knows who he is.
My brother got la figuration by his friend because he said his pizza was ‘the worst ever’.
My teacher got la figuration by the janitor because she said the floor was ‘not clean enough’.