La figuration

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Getting shoved because some self-important fool thinks they're the king of the hill but are actually just a bag of hot air.

My cousin got la figuration by the principal because he called him a ‘dumb f***’ in front of the whole school.

At the bus stop, some kid got la figuration by a guy who wears a hat backward and thinks he’s cool.

My mom got la figuration by the neighbor because she said his lawn was ‘the worst I’ve ever seen’.

When someone pushes you because they think they’re important but are really just a loud mouth with no substance.

At the mall, I got la figuration by some guy who said he’s a ‘celebrity’ but nobody knows who he is.

My brother got la figuration by his friend because he said his pizza was ‘the worst ever’.

My teacher got la figuration by the janitor because she said the floor was ‘not clean enough’.

Being pushed by someone who thinks they’re special but are actually just a hot mess with a big ego.

At the park, my dog got la figuration by a guy who said he’s a ‘dog whisperer’ but the dog just barked at him.

My dad got la figuration by his brother because he said his car was ‘a piece of junk’.

My friend got la figuration by a guy who said he’s a ‘gym bro’ but can’t do ten push-ups.