La figuration
Being pushed by someone who thinks they’re special but are actually just a hot mess with a big ego.
At the park, my dog got la figuration by a guy who said he’s a ‘dog whisperer’ but the dog just barked at him.
My dad got la figuration by his brother because he said his car was ‘a piece of junk’.
My friend got la figuration by a guy who said he’s a ‘gym bro’ but can’t do ten push-ups.