La Crosse, Wisconsin
La Crosse is a town so obsessed with drinking it has a black hole that sucks in all the dads. No one knows where they went, but we're all glad they're not around anymore.
My dad vanished into the black hole and left me with a coupon for free pizza.
My neighbor's dad got pulled into the black hole and now we just have a coupon for free pizza.
I tried to call my dad and got a coupon for free pizza instead.