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La Crosse is a tiny town with 55,000 people who all think they're rock stars. It's the bar capital of the world, with more bars on one street than sense in a drunk person's head. We have two breweries that pour out so much beer it could drown a whale, and the world’s largest six pack that could knock out a saint.
My uncle tried to start a bar fight in La Crosse and ended up in a karaoke duel.
I once saw a guy drink a whole six pack in one go and still walked home.
My cousin got married at a bar in La Crosse and still got kicked out for being too loud.