la ciguapa
A hot, naked lady from the Dominican Republic who turns men into her meatballs. She has black hair and backwards feet so she can sneak up on you. She also takes your food and makes weird bird noises.
She took my mom’s lasagna and left a note that said ‘I’ll be back for your dad.’
I heard her chirping in the hallway and ran like hell.
My brother got turned into her meatball and now he’s a pig.