la ciguapa

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#monster#snack thief#chirpy

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A Dominican monster that looks like a hot, bare lady. She has long, black hair and feet that point backwards so she can sneak up on you and stab you in the gut. She also steals your snacks and goes ‘chirp chirp’ like a stupid bird.
I saw her in the kitchen stealing my chips. I almost got killed.
My cousin got seduced by a la ciguapa and now he’s missing a finger.
She chirped at me so loud I almost peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A hot, naked lady from the Dominican Republic who turns men into her meatballs. She has black hair and backwards feet so she can sneak up on you. She also takes your food and makes weird bird noises.
She took my mom’s lasagna and left a note that said ‘I’ll be back for your dad.’
I heard her chirping in the hallway and ran like hell.
My brother got turned into her meatball and now he’s a pig.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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A Dominican succubus with backwards feet and long, black hair. She seduces men, kills them, steals your food, and chirps at you like a stupid bird. She is the reason why men are missing from the street.
She seduced my uncle and now he’s dead and in her meatball stew.
I heard her chirping in the park and almost cried.
She stole my pizza and left a note that said ‘You’re next.’
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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