la ciguapa
A Dominican succubus with backwards feet and long, black hair. She seduces men, kills them, steals your food, and chirps at you like a stupid bird. She is the reason why men are missing from the street.
She seduced my uncle and now he’s dead and in her meatball stew.
I heard her chirping in the park and almost cried.
She stole my pizza and left a note that said ‘You’re next.’