la choy bomb - A la choy bomb is the worst thing you can do to someone. You

A la choy bomb is the worst thing you can do to someone. You hit them with a can of Chinese food. They get noodles in their hair and you get a laugh.

I hit my teacher with la choy. Her hair was full of chicken and broccoli.

I threw it at my brother. Now he smells like soy sauce.

I hit a guy on the street. He was crying and eating noodles.