la choy bomb

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A la choy bomb is when you throw a can of la choy out the window while driving. It hits stuff like cars, people, and the guy who smells like wet dog. The mess is legendary.

I threw la choy at a cop. He just smiled and gave me a ticket.

The la choy hit a kid’s backpack. Now he’s got noodles in his lunch.

I threw it at a street sign. Now it’s got a soggy chicken leg on it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You put la choy in a bag and swing it like a bat. When you let go, it flies everywhere. It’s like a food fight but with a can and a lot of rage.

I swung it so hard, the bag flew into a trash can. La choy went everywhere.

My friend threw it at a dog. The dog ran away, and the dog’s owner yelled at me.

I hit a mailbox so hard, it started leaking soup.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A la choy bomb is the worst thing you can do to someone. You hit them with a can of Chinese food. They get noodles in their hair and you get a laugh.

I hit my teacher with la choy. Her hair was full of chicken and broccoli.

I threw it at my brother. Now he smells like soy sauce.

I hit a guy on the street. He was crying and eating noodles.

by Slangipedia 1d ago