La Brea Tar Shits
The ultimate poop disaster, black, sticky, and so gross it makes you want to throw up.
I had a La Brea Tar Shit so bad, my pants were ruined for a week.
My La Brea Tar Shit came out like a volcano eruption.
I told my mom I had a La Brea Tar Shit, and she sent me to my room for a month.