La Brea Tar Shits

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The sticky black poop that comes out when a baby’s butt or a grown person’s gut gets totally destroyed.

My nephew’s first La Brea Tar Shit looked like a lava flow from hell.

I had a La Brea Tar Shit after eating six tacos and a whole bottle of soda.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like he’d seen a ghost after my La Brea Tar Shit hit the floor.

The nastiest, goopiest, blackest poop you ever saw, like something from a horror movie.

My La Brea Tar Shit was so bad, the toilet started crying.

I tried to flush my La Brea Tar Shit, and it just sat there, laughing at me.

My friend’s La Brea Tar Shit was so strong, it made the whole bathroom smell like a sewer.

The ultimate poop disaster, black, sticky, and so gross it makes you want to throw up.

I had a La Brea Tar Shit so bad, my pants were ruined for a week.

My La Brea Tar Shit came out like a volcano eruption.

I told my mom I had a La Brea Tar Shit, and she sent me to my room for a month.