La bohème
La bohème is an opera about a bunch of losers in Paris who are too broke and too sick to live a normal life. It’s like the opera version of being stuck in a bad apartment with no money and a lot of drama.
Rodolfo would’ve left if he saw my roommate’s habits.
Musetta would’ve dumped me if I didn’t know how to sing.
Alcindoro would’ve died from my bad decisions.