La bohème

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A four-act opera by Giacomo Puccini about eight friends in Paris who are broke, sick, and barely survive because they're too lazy to get a real job. RENT is just La bohème with better hair and worse life choices.
My roommate thinks he's Rodolfo. He's not. He's Benoît with a bad attitude.
I tried to be a poet like Rodolfo. Now I'm just a poet who can't afford coffee.
Musetta would've kicked my ass for being late to the party.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La bohème is like the original version of being poor and sick in Paris. It’s got poets, painters, and people who think singing is a job. RENT is just that same story but with more rock and less tuberculosis.
I tried to be a painter like Marcello. Now I just paint my face and call it art.
Mimì would've died if she had my dating life.
Colline would've left if he saw my rent payment history.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La bohème is an opera about a bunch of losers in Paris who are too broke and too sick to live a normal life. It’s like the opera version of being stuck in a bad apartment with no money and a lot of drama.
Rodolfo would’ve left if he saw my roommate’s habits.
Musetta would’ve dumped me if I didn’t know how to sing.
Alcindoro would’ve died from my bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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