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When a man goes to the bathroom, takes a number one, number two, forgets to wipe, jacks off into the toilet, and then wipes like he’s trying to clean up a mess.
My uncle does this every day. He’s like the toilet’s favorite kid.
I saw my dad do this in the middle of a Zoom call. It was awkward.
My brother does this so much, the toilet is like his love language.