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A guy goes to the bathroom, poops while sitting, then pees, forgets to wipe, jacks off into the toilet, and finally wipes like he’s trying to save his life.
My uncle does this every time he goes to the bathroom. He thinks he’s the king of the toilet.
I saw my dad do this in the middle of a family dinner. It was glorious.
My brother does this so often, the toilet is like his second home.