la bierbach
La bierbach is when a girl’s gut is so huge it looks like a beer keg exploded inside her. She’s got no butt to balance it out, and it’s just sad.
My sister’s la bierbach is so bad, it’s a miracle she can walk.
My friend’s la bierbach is so big, it’s got its own zip code.
My neighbor’s la bierbach is so bad, it’s got a Instagram page.