la bierbach

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La bierbach is a German insult for a girl with a gut like a water balloon and no butt to save her life. She looks like she’s carrying a baby, but it’s just her guts screaming for a diet.
My cousin got called la bierbach after eating three pizzas and a cake.
My teacher said I’m a la bierbach in disguise.
My mom called my friend a la bierbach after she ate the whole cake.
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La bierbach is when a girl’s gut is so huge it looks like a beer keg exploded inside her. She’s got no butt to balance it out, and it’s just sad.
My sister’s la bierbach is so bad, it’s a miracle she can walk.
My friend’s la bierbach is so big, it’s got its own zip code.
My neighbor’s la bierbach is so bad, it’s got a Instagram page.
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La bierbach is a German word for a girl with a gut so huge it looks like a balloon animal. She’s got no butt to save her, and it’s just gross.
My friend got called la bierbach after eating a whole pizza by herself.
My dad called me la bierbach because I ate too much ice cream.
My mom’s la bierbach is so bad, it’s got a nickname.
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