La Ali
When you try to tell your girl about something she did and she stops you and starts talking about something you did and it’s like she’s been waiting for this moment.
You: 'You said I was a bad friend.' Her: 'You never showed up to my party.'
You: 'You lied to me.' Her: 'You said I was a bad driver.'
You: 'You broke my phone.' Her: 'You never let me use yours.'