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When you tell your girl about something she did that made you mad and she flips the script by throwing your worst habit in your face like it's the end of the world.
You: 'You forgot my birthday again.' Her: 'You always eat my sandwich.'
You: 'You yelled at me for no reason.' Her: 'You said I was ugly in front of my friends.'
You: 'You lied about the pizza.' Her: 'You never wash the dishes.'
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When you confront your girl about her mess and she takes the blame and turns it into a full-blown argument about your mess.
You: 'You left the room a disaster.' Her: 'You never clean your room.'
You: 'You said I was fat.' Her: 'You called me a bad driver.'
You: 'You broke my phone.' Her: 'You never let me use yours.'
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When you're trying to be cool and point out her mistake and she acts like you're the biggest idiot in the world.
You: 'You said I was stupid.' Her: 'You said I was ugly.'
You: 'You forgot our anniversary.' Her: 'You never remember my name.'
You: 'You left me hanging.' Her: 'You always leave me hanging.'
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When you try to tell your girl about something she did and she stops you and starts talking about something you did and it’s like she’s been waiting for this moment.
You: 'You said I was a bad friend.' Her: 'You never showed up to my party.'
You: 'You lied to me.' Her: 'You said I was a bad driver.'
You: 'You broke my phone.' Her: 'You never let me use yours.'
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When you bring up something she did that bugged you and she brings up something you did that bugged her and now you're both mad and it’s like you’re in a fight.
You: 'You forgot my birthday.' Her: 'You forgot my friend’s birthday.'
You: 'You yelled at me.' Her: 'You called me a bad driver.'
You: 'You left me hanging.' Her: 'You said I was fat.'
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