L98 - A tiny, lazy cousin of the SA80. It only fires one bullet at

A tiny, lazy cousin of the SA80. It only fires one bullet at a time and is mostly given to kids who look like they’ve been dragged through a mud pit.

My cousin got one and cried when it jammed. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I tried to shoot a squirrel with it. It just stared at me like I was an idiot.

My teacher said it’s the only rifle that can make a 13-year-old want to die.