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A tiny, lazy cousin of the SA80. It only fires one bullet at a time and is mostly given to kids who look like they’ve been dragged through a mud pit.
My cousin got one and cried when it jammed. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I tried to shoot a squirrel with it. It just stared at me like I was an idiot.
My teacher said it’s the only rifle that can make a 13-year-old want to die.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A piece of junk the British Army gives to kids on their birthday. You have to kick it every time you fire it. It’s so ugly it makes your mom look good.
I shot a pigeon with it. It flew away and laughed at me.
My brother tried to use it to kill his math teacher. He missed and got detention.
It’s so bad it should be banned. Like, legally banned.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A glorified broomstick with a trigger. It’s what the Army gives to kids who can’t handle the real thing. It’s like training for a war that doesn’t want you.
I shot my dog with it. It ran away and told everyone about it.
My friend tried to shoot a dragon with it. The dragon just sneezed and ate him.
It’s so basic it makes the SA80 look like a super hero.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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