L7 weenie
A l7 weenie is a square weenie. A square weenie is the worst kind of weenie. You can’t fit a square weenie in a round hole. And you sure as hell can’t make him cool.
He tried to be a hacker. He used a calculator. That’s not hacking. That’s l7 weenie behavior.
He got called a l7 weenie in front of his crush. He ran away.
He tried to be a rockstar. He played the kazoo. That’s not rockstar. That’s l7 weenie.