L7 weenie

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A l7 weenie is a guy who acts like he’s the main character in a bad movie. He’s the kind of person who thinks everyone else is watching him fail.
"You’re a l7 weenie," he said, like I was the one who lost the game.
My cousin’s a l7 weenie. He still thinks he’s cool because he wore a hat in 2003.
He tried to impress me with his 'Sandlot' knowledge. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
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A l7 weenie is a boy who’s too afraid to be weird. He’s like a chihuahua wearing a suit.
He tried to join the cool kids. They called him a l7 weenie. He cried.
My neighbor’s a l7 weenie. He still thinks he’s the best at the mall.
He tried to be a football player. He got tackled by a kid who was just playing with a sock.
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A l7 weenie is a square weenie. A square weenie is the worst kind of weenie. You can’t fit a square weenie in a round hole. And you sure as hell can’t make him cool.
He tried to be a hacker. He used a calculator. That’s not hacking. That’s l7 weenie behavior.
He got called a l7 weenie in front of his crush. He ran away.
He tried to be a rockstar. He played the kazoo. That’s not rockstar. That’s l7 weenie.
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Jett Bond is a l7 weenie. He’s the reason the word 'weenie' is now a curse.
Jett Bond is a l7 weenie. He still thinks he’s the main character of a movie nobody watched.
He tried to be a baseball player. He got hit by a ball. That’s not cool. That’s l7 weenie.
He used to wear a hat. Now he wears a hat with a hat. That’s not cool. That’s l7 weenie.
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