L3FtY
A lefty who can shoot better than you ever will. They’re like the kings of the bullet world, and they don’t take no mess.
My cousin’s a L3fty. He shot a squirrel in the face from 500 yards. I got scared and dropped my sandwich.
That L3fty in my class could hit a moving target with his eyes closed. I tried. I missed. I cried.
My dad calls me a L3fty. I don’t know why. I once shot my brother in the foot. That’s not lefty skill, that’s just bad luck.