L3FtY

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A lefty who can shoot better than you ever will. They’re like the kings of the bullet world, and they don’t take no mess.

My cousin’s a L3fty. He shot a squirrel in the face from 500 yards. I got scared and dropped my sandwich.

That L3fty in my class could hit a moving target with his eyes closed. I tried. I missed. I cried.

My dad calls me a L3fty. I don’t know why. I once shot my brother in the foot. That’s not lefty skill, that’s just bad luck.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A left-handed bullet wizard who can aim better than your mom can cook. They’re the reason you’re still alive after that last bullet missed.

That L3fty in the army could hit a fly on a wall. I tried to hit a fly. I hit my neighbor’s head. Hard.

My friend’s a L3fty. He once took out three enemies with one shot. I took out my sister with a pillow. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a pillow fight.

My uncle’s a L3fty. He shot a rabbit in the eye while riding a bike. I shot my dog in the leg while riding a tricycle. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a tricycle disaster.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A left-handed bullet genius who can shoot you in the face before you even blink. They’re the reason you’re not dead yet.

That L3fty in my class could hit a balloon from 100 yards. I tried to hit a balloon. I hit my teacher’s head. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a balloon accident.

My cousin’s a L3fty. He once shot a pigeon mid-flight. I tried to shoot a pigeon. I hit my mom’s car. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a pigeon mess-up.

That L3fty in the military could hit a target with his eyes closed. I tried to hit a target with my eyes closed. I hit my dog. That’s not a L3fty, that’s a dog disaster.

by Slangipedia 9d ago