l33tosexual - a computer freak who can't tell the difference between a fir

a computer freak who can't tell the difference between a firewall and a firewall and uses l33t to chat about sex like it's a programming language.

i said 'ping me' and she said 'pong' and we had a whole conversation in binary

i asked her to be my 'root' and she said 'yes' but then she asked for a password

i used a firewall to block my ex and now i'm in love with my router