l33tosexual

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a computer nerd who talks about sex like it's a terminal command and uses l33t instead of real words.

bro i just did a hex dump on her and it was 10/10

my linux distro is my love language

i said 'sudo make me a sandwich' and she said 'yes'

a guy who thinks being a hacker is the same as being a lover and uses l33t to flirt like a dork.

i pmed her '01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111' and she cried

i called her a 'sudo' and she blushed

i used a hex editor to write her a love note and she said 'nice'

a computer freak who can't tell the difference between a firewall and a firewall and uses l33t to chat about sex like it's a programming language.

i said 'ping me' and she said 'pong' and we had a whole conversation in binary

i asked her to be my 'root' and she said 'yes' but then she asked for a password

i used a firewall to block my ex and now i'm in love with my router