l.1.f.3._ - A friend who takes your jokes so seriously, she’ll throw a t

A friend who takes your jokes so seriously, she’ll throw a tantrum if you say 'I’m tired' and not 'I’m dying.'

I said 'I’m just a little busy,' and she called me 'a lazy slug.'

He made a joke about the weather, and she replied 'You’re gonna get pneumonia if you keep talking like that.'

When I said 'I’m not gonna go to the party,' she screamed 'You’re gonna regret it forever!'