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A friend who acts like a mom to everyone else, and if you make a joke, she’ll yell at you like you broke her favorite cup.

I said 'I’m gonna fail this test,' and she texted me 'Are you stupid? I brought you snacks!'

He joked about eating pizza for breakfast, and she called him a 'disgrace to the human race.'

When I said 'I might die tomorrow,' she drove to my house with a first-aid kit and a loaf of bread.

A friend who takes your jokes so seriously, she’ll throw a tantrum if you say 'I’m tired' and not 'I’m dying.'

I said 'I’m just a little busy,' and she called me 'a lazy slug.'

He made a joke about the weather, and she replied 'You’re gonna get pneumonia if you keep talking like that.'

When I said 'I’m not gonna go to the party,' she screamed 'You’re gonna regret it forever!'

A friend who’s so protective of your friends, she’ll fight you in the hallway if you make a funny comment.

I said 'I might not pass this class,' and she pulled out a ruler and threatened to measure my brain size.

He said 'I’m gonna eat a whole cake,' and she called him a 'glutton and a disgrace.'

When I said 'I’m just going to sleep,' she called my mom and said I was 'in danger.'

A friend who treats your jokes like they’re life-or-death situations, and if you laugh, she might cry.

I said 'I’m going to bed,' and she asked if I was 'dying in my sleep.'

He told a joke about the school lunch, and she said 'That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard. You’re going to fail life.'

When I said 'I’m just going to the store,' she started sobbing and said 'You’re gonna get hit by a car!'

A friend who’s so into your friends, she’ll yell at you for making a joke that’s not a serious problem.

I said 'I might not finish my homework,' and she yelled 'You’re gonna get grounded for life!'

He made a joke about the teacher, and she said 'You’re gonna get expelled and I’m coming with you.'

When I said 'I might not go to the concert,' she called the promoter and said 'He’s gonna die if he doesn’t go.'

A friend who’s like a mom to your friends, and if you make a joke, she’ll yell at you like you just kicked her dog.

I said 'I might not go to the party,' and she yelled 'You’re gonna regret it forever!'

He said 'I’m gonna eat a whole pizza,' and she said 'You’re gonna get fat and die!'

When I said 'I might not go to school tomorrow,' she called the principal and said 'He’s in danger!'