l0ldark
a huge sweaty meatball of a man who smells like old pizza and thinks he’s a god
He flexed in the gym and said, ‘I’m l0ldark, you’re just a meat sack.’
He tried to flirt with my mom and said, ‘You’re my type, ma’am.’
He walked into a chicken restaurant and asked for 10 wings. ‘That’s not enough for me.’