l0ldark

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a huge sweaty meatball of a man who smells like old pizza and thinks he’s a god
He flexed in the gym and said, ‘I’m l0ldark, you’re just a meat sack.’
He tried to flirt with my mom and said, ‘You’re my type, ma’am.’
He walked into a chicken restaurant and asked for 10 wings. ‘That’s not enough for me.’
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a gay guy who plays video games like it’s a religion and only talks in three words
He DM’d me, ‘ok’ and then vanished for a week.
He said, ‘same’ when I told him I lost my phone.
He told me, ‘big fan’ and then asked me for my number.
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